SIZE INCIDENT NETWORK / LIVE

TUBATUBA CALZONI

Ordinary objects enter the bell. Incorrectly sized copies come back out. The originals do not.

VIEW INCIDENT BECOME A SCALE WITNESS

A giant tarnished tuba on black booted legs blasting tiny bicycles into a suburban street — TUBA / CANONICAL SIGHTING / SCALE UNKNOWN

CASE FILE / 001 / BICYCLE

The street
is full of copies.

TUBA blasts miniature bicycles toward an enormous wheel in an empty suburb — OBJECT ENTERED: 1 BICYCLE / OUTPUT COUNT: UNCONFIRMED

KNOWN FACTS

REFERENCE OBJECTS

FRONT DOOR2.03 M
MEASURING POLE3.00 M
ORIGINAL BICYCLENOT RECOVERED
TUBA HEIGHTREFUSES MEASUREMENT

SCALE WITNESS TERMINAL / DEMO

HOW MANY BICYCLES?

23,000

No wallet, vote, or transaction is recorded.

MEASUREMENT CONFIRMED

46K

Bicycles.

Forty-six thousand miniature copies. One wheel measuring 8.4 meters. The neighborhood can no longer agree which bicycle entered first.

OBJECT STATUS: NOT RECOVERED.

INCIDENT ARCHIVE

Previously
mis-sized.

CASE 000 / SPOON

ONE SPOON, 19 METERS

Visible from three streets away. Still considered a teaspoon.

CASE 000-B / SOCK

7,204 LEFT SOCKS

No right sock has entered the investigation.

NEXT / KEY

SHADOW EXCEEDS HOUSE

Measurement postponed until the key physically exists.

TUBA / SOLANA / PUMP.FUN

Verify before
you approach.

01 / WALLETUSE A SOLANA WALLET YOU UNDERSTAND

Protect your recovery phrase. No project representative needs it.

02 / SOURCEFIND THE VERIFIED PROJECT LINK

Confirm the Pump.fun page and contract through the project social channels.

03 / CHECKMAKE YOUR OWN DECISION

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CONTRACT_ADDRESS_TBA

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